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Gimme a Break

After my potentially Full Package Man revealed himself to be a less-than-full package, I knew I needed a break from dating. I’d intended to take a break when I deleted Bumble, but because the Universe dropped this guy in my path the next day, there was no immediate break.

Jean Harlow Bonbons

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Fast Food Fast

After six months on Tinder and then Bumble, I could definitively conclude that, like the 80s hit, I was looking for love in all the wrong places. It was like I kept saying, “I’m going to eat healthy now!” then going to McDonald’s for another meal, and ending up feeling sick afterwards no matter what I ordered.

McDo Salad

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